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(No, its supposed to look that way...)

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Best Viewed at  800 x 600; but most pages can handle 1024 x 768
IE 4.0 or above recommended.

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Now, choose your destination.  They both have their perks, so you may like to visit both at some point.
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Faster
Dialup - Lighter, streamlined (or as much as it'll get) -
mostly based on the text, with a fewer pictures.
(The real entry page)
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Slower
DSL, Modem - More images, but worth looking.  
Some image based humor along the way . 
(The one I try to fool myself into thinking I'll finish)
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